Welcome to the JOJO MUSUTA Survival Guide.
In part one we demonstrate how to survive a typhoon and fend off boredom, while trapped on a remote Japanese island in Okinawa-ken (editors note: any island and typhoon will do).
Step One:
Make sure that there is a Typhoon approaching:
Make sure that there is a Typhoon approaching:
Step Two:
Observe as villagers anchor things down with heavy stuff:
Observe as villagers anchor things down with heavy stuff:
Step Three:
Realize that the Typhoon just hit your island:
Realize that the Typhoon just hit your island:
Step Four:
Take out your Typhoon supplies,
an Okinawan style Shamisen and a Bottle of Awamori:
Take out your Typhoon supplies,
an Okinawan style Shamisen and a Bottle of Awamori:
Step Five:
Consume some Awamori and approach the Shamisen
in one of the following ways:
Consume some Awamori and approach the Shamisen
in one of the following ways:
I. The Okinawan style as Yama-san here demonstrates:
II. The: I sure cannot play, but this is what they do on MTV-
style as Timo demonstrates:
style as Timo demonstrates:
Step Six:
Now you're all set, enjoy your musical abilities,
consume more Awamori and let the Typhoon blow by.
Now you're all set, enjoy your musical abilities,
consume more Awamori and let the Typhoon blow by.
Enjoy more with JOJO MUSUTA Survival Tips™ the next time you encounter a typhoon!
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